New AMC drama, Humans, illuminates the rules of Sex

author:  Colden Thorne
pubdat:  July 7th, 2015


AMC's tv drama humans

What does the AMC new drama series Humans tell us about sex? In this article at /now/ we will break down what a synthetic human could learn about human sexuality.

Three Laws of Robotics

First off, the synths in humans are not three law compliant. This, of course, is the worst case scenario: the synths are making decisions for self-preservation, and they have shown that they will use deadly force.

What is even more disturbing to people in the programming community is that these synths acquire programming glitches that are not linear. The word APRICOT should not cause a synth to drop a bottle of apricot jam, however the synth is powerless to stop or control the action.

Like a failed sub-routine, the synth picks up another bottle of apricot jam, says the same sentence, and drops the bottle precisely on the word APRICOT.

The Of Course as a flawed sexual program

Having laid the ground work for discussion we will overlay a serious programming error within The Of Course. The Course inventor has understood this flaw since the Course inception in 2004: vaginal tension (or squeezing) causes a corresponding effect on sexual compression.

The compression cycle is continuous and uninterrupted. If the male is caught in a cycle of over-compression it will lead to a condition known as p.e. (painfully erect).

What would a Synth do?

We will make the presumption that a synth could learn human sexuality at its highest level. Therefore, we will examine two synth programs to deal with the known male condition of p.e.

For those who are unfamiliar with p.e., the male is caught in a cycle of over-compression and involuntarily “twinges”. This often leads to the “point of no return” and orgasm.

Synth program Number One:

	{if: male enjoys vaginal contraction:  continue compression;

		else:  search for proper vaginal contraction.

		{if male p.e.:  continue vigorous stimulation;
			else: search for proper vaginal contraction.}

		{end if: male orgasms,
			echo:  “was that good for you baby?”  }
	}

Synth program number one is called an elevator and it is used by many very “normal” females every day. It will ultimately lead to male frustration, dissatisfaction and impotence.

It is said that Josephine, Napoleon’s wife, used Synth program number one. Their lovemaking sessions were very short!

Synth program Number Two:

	{if: male enjoys vaginal contraction:  continue compression;

		else:  search for proper vaginal contraction.

		{if male p.e.:  change vigorous stimulation;
			else: search for proper vaginal contraction.}

		{if male twinges:  stop vigorous stimulation;}

		{if male can continue:  find softer vaginal tension;}
			
		{end if: male orgasms,
			echo:  “oops, I'm sorry, baby.”  }
	}

The second Synth program is not much better than the first. The female has encountered the p.e. threshold and is attempting “to win” the p.e. game. The male is in a terrible compression cycle and can’t “loosen up”; moreover, he can’t fight off the “want to” desire (he wants desperately to have an orgasm).

The Of Course has placed a hurdle that every male must get over, and it is called Bounce. Once the female has encountered p.e., she will never get the male through the Bounce portion of the Course. At Bounce, the male gains a tolerance and “learns” to relax into vigorous stimulation.

Therefore, a conscientious Course female will modify Synth program number two like this:

		{if male twinges:  stop vigorous stimulation;}

		{if male can continue:  find softer vaginal tension;}

		{if male want-to,
			echo:  “no, no, no, not yet.” }

		{if male p.e. is terminal:  Get elevator.js;}
	}

The sub-routine elevator.js ends the Course.

Quickly review the text to see what we have learned:

Three Laws, programming glitches, APRICOT, The Of Course 2004, vaginal tension (squeezing), sexual compression, compression cycle, cycle of over-compression, p.e., painfully erect, twinges, point of no return, orgasm, frustration, impotence, can’t loosen up, want-to, Bounce hurdle.

Without The Of Course I would have no idea how to solve the problem of p.e. Even with an expert program like The Of Course, I’m still susceptible to the condition known as painfully erect.

A fundamental Course Law:

If the female breaches the top Course limit with too much vaginal tension then p.e. is the penalty. The male is locked into a cycle of over-compression and this invariably leads to W.O., or weak orgasm.

How would a Synth solve p.e.? Probably with a program. How does an aficionado solve p.e.? It’s a trap that can’t be won, therefore, both male and female avoid it like the plague!

		{end if: male orgasms,
			echo:  “was that good for you baby?”  }
		}

No, no it wasn’t!

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Next time, we go way past Josephine’s frustrating and impotent p.e. Course and build a relationship sustaining Course based upon extreme tolerance and S.O. (strong orgasm).

Thank you for reading, and of course, good luck in your Course!

Colden

Colden Thorne


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